So I don't know if you'd need to add a few numbers at the front of this to make it work, or even if they're genuine, but in case anyone feels inclined to say hi to some people whom I truly wish was dead (and there are surprisngly few people I would say that about. Despite how I normally may lead you to think, I don't take that sort of karma lightly....) here are what I am informed are a few key numbers for the Westborough Church, of Louis Theroux and 'God hates Fags' infamy:

(785) 273-0325 - Fred W. Phelps Sr., cell phone
(785) 272-4135 - Fred Phelps, Jr.
(785) 273-0529 - Benjamin Phelps
(785) 273-0277 & (785) 273-1080 - Shirley Roper
785) 272-8559 - Charles Hockenbarger
(785) 232-2485 - Fax for Charles Hockenbarger
(785) 233-4162 - Phelps Family Law Office
(785) 233-0766 - Fax for Phelps Family Law Office
(785) 969-9017 - Steve Drain

These will all most likely be in the relevant phone books stateside, so feel free to say hello to them all, or even pass them on to people who might also want to have a nice chat if they felt so inclined.